"I have an almost three year old and I don’t know why I’m such a company man, like, we’ll take baths and I’ll put little Avengers there and I’m like, ‘Which one’s that?’ And he’s like, ‘Nick Fury.’ I go, ‘Which one do you like?’ And I’m holding Iron Man in front of him, and he goes, ‘Hawkeye!’"
"They don’t call me “Throbbing Rob” for no reason."
(Actually, he might’ve said “Throbbing Knob” but I’m not sure.)
"On the last Avengers, there’s this scene where there’s this ‘A’ which is probably 30 feet tall, and I’m looking at it, and we’re shooting in England, and I go “I need that in my office in Venice”. About two weeks ago, a wheeler showed up, I’m like “What the heck is this doing here?!” And they go, “This is the ‘A’ you asked for.” And I go, “They brought it?!” So now we have a massive Avengers ‘A’ that will be prominently placed."
"Um, Marvel is tired of all of the questions and so they informed me that they will be announcing what their slate is and I should just keep my teeth together until then."